I was heading hom from an early class today, and I saw a bird hoping down the stairs at the University one at a time. I stood there and watched in confusion for a minute, before trying to talk to it.
ME: "You dumb bird! You can fly! You don't have to hop down the stairs one by one to get the the bottom! You can just jump in the air and fly down there in like two seconds! What's wrong with you?"
BIRD: "..."
ME: "You dumb bird! You can fly! You don't have to hop down the stairs one by one to get the the bottom! You can just jump in the air and fly down there in like two seconds! What's wrong with you?"
BIRD: "..."
The bird didn't fly away from me. It just cocked its head and continued hopping down the stairs one by one.
Dumb bird.
Dumb bird.
